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Tonight in London,
we have the night of nights.

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Damn, there is so much talent
in this city.

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The triple-a rated
bodyguard of the year awards.

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Who you most excited
fo see tonight, Mike?

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Oh, my god, I mean, there is
only one white-hot favorite here, Steve,

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and, you know, this bodyguard has had
the best client list,

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the best evasive-car maneuvers,
the best gun-handling skills.

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Christ, he even has the best hair,

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and he actually insists
his clients wear seatbelts.

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He's the bodyguard
that heeds no introduction.

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Michael Bryce is
the clear favorite this year.

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The final award for the triple-a
bodyguard of the year.

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And the winner is...

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My personal hero...

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Michael Bryce!

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Yes!

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What?

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Well done, mate.

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So heavy.

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Whoo!

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Wow. Uh, I just...

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I just want to, um...

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Darius?

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- Kurosawa.
- Michael-San.

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Tick-tock, motherfucker.

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And how often do you have this dream?

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- Just once...
- Oh. Well, that's not too...

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- A night.
- Right.

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Mostly when I'm asleep.

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It's what my life was supposed to be.

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I was the perfect executive protection
agent till I lost it all

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when Darius Kincaid
killed my most important client.

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Darius Kincaid, is he a relative of yours?

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God, no.

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He's a hitman wanted for, like,
a zillion murders around the world.

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Even took a bullet for him.

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The bodyguarding committee,
they wouldn't recognize it.

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Apparently, they don't take kindly
to protecting sociopaths.

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So in two weeks, I have to go
in front of a tribunal

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and try to get my triple-a
rated license back.

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To deal with the future,
we sometimes have to deal with the past.

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Quite often validation issues
stem from a disapproving father.

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I don't have validation issues.
I have a licensing issue.

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I am a bodyguard without a license.

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That's like being a belly dancer
without a torso.

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I'm thinking you need to forget
bodyguarding for a while

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and find happiness within.

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Within what?

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Within yourself.

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Happiness in who you are.

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I'm listening.

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Well, first things first,

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I think, uh, all the guns and violence
are weighing on your soul.

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So you need to get away
and clear your mind,

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and then you can find your future self.

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Wait, wait. Like...

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Like a cool futuristic bodyguard
with super powers?

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No, will you stop...

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Stop thinking about bodyguarding.

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Do you have a dream vacation at all?

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I've heard Italy
is lovely at this time of year,

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so how about Tuscany?

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No, no, no. Not Tuscany. No Tuscany.
Anything but Tuscany.

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Okay, uh, Capri then.

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Capri.

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Like the pants.

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Also, a lot of clients find it helpful

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writing journal letters
to their future self

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or recording voice memos.

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What if I call him?

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I could leave him voice messages.
I have my phone with me all the time.

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Joanne, this is great.

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I feel like we're making
really great progress here.

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So do I, yeah.

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And don't feel like you need
to check in with me again.

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I mean, this is very much
your journey now.

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- My journey.
- You've graduated therapy.

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Graduated?

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Repeat after me.

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"No bodyguarding.”

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N... no...

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Body...

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Bodyguarding.

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- Good. And no guns.
- Hmm.

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No guns.

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Wait. No, no, hold on.
Can I, uh...

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- Can I keep my penknife though?
- Yeah.

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- It's a very functional tool.
- You can keep your penknife.

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Just you and your future self
finding happiness within.

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- Future self.
- That's the only two people

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that you need to be protecting

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- right now, okay?
- Right. Yeah. Okay.

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- I can't believe I graduated therapy.
- I know. Congratulations.

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Jesus Christ!

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Fuck.

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After two years
of crippling eu sanctions,

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Greece's economy has spiraled
into free fall,

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causing mass demonstrations,
civil unrest and nationwide strikes.

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We now cross live as the head
of the eu, Mr. Walter fiscer,

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will announce his decision.

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In four days' time,
at the end of the fiscal year,

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the European union will impose

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further economic and financial sanctions
on the nation of Greece.

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There will be no questions.

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We are moving Mr. fiscer
to the extraction point.

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Prepare the helicopter.

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Today's announcement of further sanctions

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has led to mass rioting
on the streets of Athens,

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with thousands of protesters
causing widespread damage...

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Do you know that Greece
is the motherland of civilization?

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She gave the world art and science,

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culture...

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And tragedy.

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Aristotle,
if this is about the decision.

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- You must reverse it.
- There is no way.

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It was a Democratic vote.

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You have suffocated my country,
Mr. fiscer.

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But Mark my words.

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In four days' time,

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at the exact moment
your sanctions will commence,

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all of Europe's infrastructure will burn.

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Financial markets will collapse,

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and millions of lives will be lost...

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While Greece will return

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to her rightful place
as the center of civilization!

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Hello, you've reached Michael Bryce.

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Please leave a message
and have a triple-a day.

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Hey there, future Michael.

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It's today Michael.
I'm not great at first impressions.

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I just want to say that I think you'd be
proud to know that I graduated therapy.

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I'm officially on sabbatical,
and to be honest,

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I don't know why I didn't do this sooner.

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It's only been 12 hours,

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but already the world feels more abundant,

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as if somehow it's been waiting for me
to make this change.

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I think about my license,
and I ask myself,

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"what was I so worked up about?"

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In fact, for the first time
since Kincaid killed kurosawa,

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I'm starting to imagine
a life without bodyguarding.

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Or guns or blood.

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I know this sounds crazy,

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but this really feels
like a new beginning...

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Let's go, breece!

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Hey!

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- What's going on?
- Come on!

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I think I know you.
Don't I know you?

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I'm Sonia Kincaid.

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The mafia took my husband.
We have to go get him.

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No, no, no.
I'm not getting involved in this.

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I'm under strict
psychological orders that...

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How did you find me?

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Where the fuck is he?

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Come on!

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Hold on a second.
Finally, Darius isn't haunting my dreams...

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If you don't help me,
I am gonna put my strap-on on

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and I am gonna fuck your dreams
until they wish they were your nightmares.

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Motherfuckers!

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First of all,
your mouth needs an exorcism.

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Second of all, why does he need my help?

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He said, "get Michael breece."

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- He said that?
- Yes!

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- I thought he hated me.
- Come on. Let's go!

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You are vile!

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What did he say exactly?
What was Kincaid's tone?

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Who gives a fuck?

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Come on! Let's go!
Get on it! Get on it!

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- Take the gun.
- No, I'm not doing guns right now.

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I got it.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, wait, wait!

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No, no, no!
There's gotta be a safer way down!

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There's gotta be a safer way down.
Maybe like a switch... okay.

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Really?

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So where is he?

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They took him from me, breece.

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We were gonna go on our honeymoon.

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We were gonna take
a road trip through Italy.

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I always dreamt of it, you know?

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Everything was going to be
so romantic, so perfect!

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And then this fucking hijo de puta
cucaracha motherfucker

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took off on the most exciting moment
of our first night of our honeymoon.

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The next thing I know, the phone rings
and he's been captured by the mafia.

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Baby, I need help!

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But he's a workaholic, breece.

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I know he took a motherfucking job.

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Well, he is a monster.

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I just want him to provide me
with the stability

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that we need to start the family.

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Did you say "family"?

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We're trying to have a baby.

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May god have mercy on our souls.

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We have fucked so hard and so tenderly,

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- and in so many different places...
- Mm.

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- And positions and...
- Mm-bmm. Mm-hmm.

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And I just haven't gotten pregnant.

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You know what I think the problem is?

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- Biology.
- Yeah.

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- Mi diamante is too tight.
- Your what?

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My pussy, motherfucker.

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- My pussy is just too tight.
- Oh oh.

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And since Dario uses all this testosterone
doing his macho shit,

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the whiny sperm abort the mission
halfway up my pussy pipe.

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Hi

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I'm going to be such a good mother.

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I can't imagine anyone gooder.

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Do you have pepper spray?
I'm on sabbatical.

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Good evening, gentlemen.

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Who's that?

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The client we never get to meet?

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Your concern is the demonstration.

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So please demonstrate.

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Data junctions are always
encased in tungsten carbide.

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The only thing harder is diamond.

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There are thousands
of data junctions across Europe,

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each of them located
by classified coordinates.

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The bigger the junction you wish to hack,
the bigger the drill you will need.

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Then it's just a matter
of uploading my virus,

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selecting the radius of the attack,

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weaponizing everything
connected to the grid.

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Bye-bye.

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Satisfied?

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It's perfect.

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Very.

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Kill them.

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Copy that. Target locked.

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The city of Zagreb
has woken to absolute chaos this morning

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after a high velocity surge
wiped out its power grid.

227
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,718
The climbing death toll
has now reached 75.

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Mr. O'Neill.

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Superintendent crowley.

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With half of Greece in a state of anarchy,

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I hope you have a very good reason

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for pulling me
out of a un security summit.

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Goddamn right I do.
Seen the news?

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The damage to the data towers is in line
with a lightning strike

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and I'm inclined to agree.

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Does this look like the victim
of a lightning strike to you?

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00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,370
It also looks like Gunther Von weber.

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He's wanted in 16 countries for hacking,
infiltrating and undermining

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the world's most secure cyber systems.

240
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Where are you going with this?

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My Italian informant Carlo

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specified there was a large-scale
cyber-attack in four days.

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00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,761
Mr. O'Neill, you have been warned
repeatedly that it is against protocol

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to deal with unsanctioned
criminal informants.

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Listen, I have been in Europe
for a month, okay?

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The only thing you people do
is watch fucking soccer.

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Not one bar carries Sam Adams.

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So the least you could do was let me do
what we do in Boston, okay?

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We work with the bad guys
to get the worst guys.

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This was a trial run.

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And Carlo has been asked to buy

252
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,987
the next coordinates
tomorrow night in portofino.

253
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,538
All right. What do you want?

254
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,537
I want an office. I want a SWAT team.
I want an unlimited budget.

255
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:24,416
And if I solve this case,
I want you to send me back to Boston.

256
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,590
I'll give you 24 hours
and a surveillance Van.

257
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,678
- I need a translator.
- You can have mine.

258
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,341
Hmm.

259
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,427
- What do they call you?
- Ailso.

260
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,439
Asshole?

261
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,274
Ailso.

262
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,474
Traditional Scottish name.

263
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:47,686
All right, William Wallace,
warm up the chopper.

264
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,691
We're going to Italy.

265
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,578
Darius Kincaid.

266
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:11,251
A little birdie told me
that you were in town.

267
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:17,257
Remember me? Your old pal Carlo.

268
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,184
I remember killing a bunch
of motherfuckers who worked for you.

269
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,603
I remember that too.

270
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,147
Now, I'd like to introduce you
to my friend...

271
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,978
The butcher of terracina.

272
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,328
This reminds me of the spa
back at the hotel.

273
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,951
Really?

274
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,407
Not at all.

275
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,791
These are the tiny cockheads
that are holding my cucaracha.

276
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,088
Okay, let's blast this mother...

277
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,915
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay. Look. No.

278
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,546
You go in there guns blazing,

279
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,800
they're going to get trigger-happy inside,
then it's "bye-bye, Darius."

280
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:59,599
He asked for me. He needs me.
So we're going to do this my way.

281
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:04,099
That means no killing,
no guns and no blood.

282
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,306
Boring is always best. Understood?

283
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,476
Of course not. What?

284
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,236
Jesus Christ!

285
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,983
Fuck.

286
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,805
What have you done?

287
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,636
These fuckers got a little bit too fresh.

288
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:50,309
I specifically said no killing,
no blood and no guns.

289
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,987
- I'm not on sabbatical.
- Where is your shirt?

290
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,622
Deal with it!

291
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,996
Motherfucker!

292
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,941
Baby!

293
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,256
Oh... hang on.

294
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:06,388
What the fuck is he doing here?

295
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:10,813
- I believe it's pronounced "thank you."
- For what?

296
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,516
Uh, for saving your life.
Again and again and again.

297
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,976
I never asked you to save shit!

298
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:20,907
Baby! What in the absolute fuck
is Michael Bryce doing here?

299
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:25,908
You said, "baby, get me Michael breece!”

300
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,329
What?

301
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,283
No! No, no, no. I said...

302
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,914
Baby, I need help.

303
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,244
Get anyone...

304
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,297
- But Michael Bryce.
- What?

305
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,249
Didn't he save your cucaracha's ass?

306
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,630
Doesn't mean
I got to be best friends with him.

307
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:44,555
He is the most annoying
motherfucker on planet earth.

308
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,223
Excuse me?

309
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:50,804
I have 20/20 hearing. I can hear you.
The dead guys can hear you.

310
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,765
And what do you mean I'm the most
annoying motherfucker on planet earth?

311
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,815
How many times have you
nearly got me killed?

312
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,609
Not enough.

313
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,312
Come on, baby.
Let's get out of here

314
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,524
before he starts the in-flight
safety demonstration.

315
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,747
Are you using pepper spray?

316
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,617
I'm on sabbatical.

317
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,712
And I'm trying to find my spiritual awa...

318
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,962
Awakening.

319
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,422
Motherfucker!
You wouldn't know chi if...

320
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:27,973
Hey!

321
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,643
I didn't have to be here, you know?

322
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,015
I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes!

323
00:20:36,110 --> 00:20:39,398
I had a linen robe
with an insanely high thread count.

324
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,978
It was like sleeping in a cloud.

325
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,233
Namaste, motherfucker.

326
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,325
Darius?

327
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,245
The hitman,
the bodyguard and the con woman.

328
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,038
You dumb fucks just killed Carlo,

329
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,742
the informant that was going
to punch my ticket home.

330
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,793
Who the fuck are you?

331
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,543
Interpol agent Bobby O'Neill.
That's who the fuck I am.

332
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,249
And I know who all three
of you shitheads are.

333
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:06,678
Michael Bryce, triple-a rated bodyguard.
Pillar of the community.

334
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,926
Present. Thank you.

335
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,008
Only I know, you lost
your license to protect

336
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,138
when shotgun Willie there killed kurosawa.

337
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,082
- No. That's under review, okay?
- Shotgun Willie?

338
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,188
- Kincaid took that shot...
- Moreover..

339
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,059
You're still taking clients.

340
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,395
Name one.

341
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:25,527
The sultan of mandara. Brussels.

342
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,202
Your majesty, I'm Michael Bryce,
your executive protective agent.

343
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,573
Get down! Shots fired!

344
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,495
Contact! Contact!

345
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,039
That's a felony, pal.

346
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,538
Fucking Brussels. Fuck!

347
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:40,042
As for you two, you're looking at
about a billion years in prison.

348
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,793
But today is your lucky day.

349
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,920
Because instead of going to
the electric chair,

350
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,252
I'm going to give you
a shot at redemption.

351
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,588
Now, I got intel on the mystery big shot

352
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,798
that's about to launch
a full-scale cyber-attack.

353
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,975
Carlo, my now dead informant,

354
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:56,099
was gonna buy a hard drive containing
the coordinates for the attack.

355
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,431
Why are you looking at me?
I didn't touch Carlo.

356
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,517
Thanks to your bloodbath,
that can't happen.

357
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:04,399
So, you assholes are going to portofino
and you're going to make the buy instead.

358
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,401
Uh, Bob, uh, quick sidebar?

359
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,859
Listen. Uh, first off,

360
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:15,665
I am happy to postpone my sabbatical
if it's going to keep me out of jail.

361
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,584
But I think you should really reconsider
working with these guys...

362
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,956
I don't want to go to portofino.

363
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:23,460
Because they're,
you know, fucking crazy.

364
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,125
Fuck! Wow.

365
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,960
Okay, cum-for-brains.

366
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:32,344
You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard
for Carlo's British mistress.

367
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,594
While grumpy pants here

368
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,497
- makes sure that hard drive gets out.
- Grumpy pants?

369
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,136
Are we clear?

370
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,017
We can just take the money and run, baby.

371
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,439
No, I'm tired of running, Darius.

372
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,608
Ah, superintendent crowley.
How nice.

373
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,902
I don't want to go to portofino
as his bitch!

374
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:48,149
- Did you see how hard that guy punches?
- This was supposed to be my honeymoon!

375
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,030
What if somebody's upstairs?

376
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,121
Shut up.

377
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,738
- Okay.
- Change of plans.

378
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:58,603
There's been a heist at a trieste
shipping dock, and it could be related,

379
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,397
but that does not change
what's happening here.

380
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:03,413
Sean Connery here is going to give you
a bunch of money to make the buy.

381
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,714
See that? It's your buy money.

382
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,087
One dime goes missing, you try to go awol,

383
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:10,965
and I'm going to slap global
red fucking notices on all your asses.

384
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,547
- Oh, no! Not red notices.
- Red notices? What are you doing?

385
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:14,927
Not on Mel

386
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:17,101
- what is this, a Nokia?
- Listen to me.

387
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:18,582
I don't know how to even work this thing.

388
00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,562
- Look at me! Look at me!
- I'm looking at you.

389
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,377
You stay in close contact with me,
you understand?

390
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,961
- I'll call you all the time.
- Shut up. When I call, you answer.

391
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,941
And you, resources are kind of low.

392
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:31,320
I want you to enjoy your transportation.

393
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,284
Do not fuck this up.

394
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,891
We're definitely going to fuck this up.

395
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,496
No, oh, my god!
He's gonna fuck us up.

396
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,311
Look at the two people
you're saddling me with.

397
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,187
- Get your asses to portofino!
- There's zero chance

398
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:44,829
we're making it out of this room.
He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten

399
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,359
with yarn to get us out of this thing...

400
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,023
Your fucking honeymoon is over.

401
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:56,348
I understand some people
get cold feet on their wedding day.

402
00:23:56,435 --> 00:24:01,350
But I would have never thought that you'd
get cold dick on our honeymoon night!

403
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,931
Baby, baby. I said I was sorry.

404
00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:06,517
Sorry is not good enough.
I want an explanation.

405
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,022
Where the fuck were you?

406
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:10,771
Where were you, Darius? Just tell her.

407
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,072
I took a job, okay?

408
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,945
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Hey! Hey, hey!

409
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,776
Fuck you!

410
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:19,159
Perhaps now's a good time
to talk about the seatbelt rule.

411
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,811
Perhaps now's a good time to talk about
the shut-the-fuck-up rule.

412
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,622
I'm just saying it because she's driving
like a crash test dummy.

413
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,441
Do not criticize
my wife's driving, motherfucker.

414
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:30,504
Hush, hush, hush.
Do you know what I just realized?

415
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:34,678
I'm not gonna let you
crazy motherfuckers ruin my shit.

416
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,390
I'll treat this
as a lovely road trip through Italy,

417
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,435
and I'll just pretend that you are still
my devoted husband.

418
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:42,557
I am!

419
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,435
And you, breece, you will be...
You will be the human luggage.

420
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,811
Yes.

421
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,813
We are now on honeymoon.

422
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,769
First of all, it's a mission.

423
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,479
Second of all, and just so we're clear,

424
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:56,442
I promised my therapist no bodyguarding,
so I'm not protecting either one...

425
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,822
- Ow!
- This is not mission!

426
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,574
- This is honeymoon!
- What the fuck?

427
00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:02,782
Hey! Eyes on road! Eyes on road!

428
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:08,621
Babies need to be created
in a stimulating environment.

429
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:14,177
I must be aroused by sightseeing,
shopping, fine dining,

430
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,595
but we are officially on honeymoon.

431
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,968
- For real? Really?
- Did she say fine dining?

432
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,176
Let's not do that, guys.
Let's just focus on the road here.

433
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,058
All right. I got it.

434
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:28,107
No, it's fine. You guys just...
You guys have at it.

435
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,524
Maybe feather the brake a bit.

436
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,190
Maybe feather the brake a bit!

437
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,443
- Yo, let me borrow your phone.
- Why'd you lie to her?

438
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,028
The fuck are you talking about?

439
00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,330
You lied to her back there.
You weren't on a job.

440
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,123
And how would you know that?

441
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:50,750
Because there's, like, 22 body indications
when somebody lies and you exhibited 40.

442
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:58,296
If you say one word to Sonia about this,
I'll invent new ways to kill your ass.

443
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:01,598
Wow. You must have done something
really serious, Darius.

444
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,016
Honesty's the best policy.

445
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,640
I don't take relationship advice
from single motherfuckers.

446
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,972
I don't have a calling plan.
Make it quick.

447
00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:16,780
Yeah, I was
just wondering if I could...

448
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,534
I took a job, okay?

449
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,397
Portofino has water views,
which means that it's perfect for us...

450
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,741
- Oh, shit.
- Where are you going?

451
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,666
Sonia! What the fuck?

452
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,093
You better hope that job's worth it,
motherfucker.

453
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,922
- What job?
- Lletme do it

454
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,553
who the fuck is this?

455
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:48,137
We have an availability
for Carmen at 2:00 P.M.

456
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,644
Who the fuck is Carmen?

457
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,817
We have tickets to the opera Carmen,
and you wanted two, no?

458
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,478
I love Carmen!

459
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:59,064
I love Carmen!

460
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,973
Let's make a baby!

461
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,295
What's that thumping?
I can't... stop.

462
00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:38,104
Are you people fucking insane?

463
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,314
Hey! Watch your mouth!

464
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:43,697
I picked you up from the street,
saved you from sunstroke,

465
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:45,118
and now you're calling me insane?

466
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,615
Sunstroke?

467
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:49,665
You could go to jail
for leaving a dog in a hot car.

468
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,271
And don't even get me started
on the psychological ramifications

469
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,168
of what I heard you two doing.

470
00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:56,121
- Oh, goddamn.
- Is that Valentino?

471
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,216
No, it's mine.

472
00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,587
Did... did you spend the buy money?

473
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,260
Come on. They totally expect us
to spend some of it.

474
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,680
No, no. Obviously,
I'll cover it with my life savings.

475
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,632
I think that's a great idea.

476
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,847
- I'm just going to make a call.
- I wish I had some life savings.

477
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,602
Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.

478
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,533
Please leave a message
and have a triple-a day.

479
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,256
That little mission we're on...

480
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,818
Well, we're way off course.

481
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:25,618
Can't even see the course anymore.
Or hear it, for that matter.

482
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:31,040
Uh, my ears are still ringing
from ferocious sexual intercourse

483
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:34,368
leading to a rolling quadruple climax.

484
00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:37,626
Anyway, I'm venting.
I don't want to vent to you.

485
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,957
So, I'll catch up with you later.

486
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,088
Oh, shit!

487
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:44,798
Who were you talking to?

488
00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:47,594
That's a secret.

489
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,925
- I know your secret.
- You do?

490
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,853
You are so lonely
that you were talking to yourself.

491
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:55,097
Hal

492
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:57,808
listen, breece.
You really hurt my feelings.

493
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,689
Do you really think I am crazy?

494
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:03,739
No! I think you're unusually aggressive.

495
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,816
Uh, violent.
But in an unpredictable way.

496
00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:07,639
I would make a great mother,
don't you think?

497
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:08,663
I think you... yes.

498
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,865
Oh, my god, a child would be so lucky
to have you as its host.

499
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:18,833
Thank you, breece. Thank you.

500
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:25,762
It must be your powerful asexuality
that makes you such a good listener.

501
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,679
Let me guess.
Crowley gave us a shit lead.

502
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:34,227
No one will tell me what was inside.
It was a classified military shipment.

503
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:36,020
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

504
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:38,394
What are the fucking odds?

505
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,567
Seems lightning strikes twice.

506
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:43,937
We need to get that packing slip.

507
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,772
How would you propose
we do that, Mr. Bobby?

508
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,038
What...

509
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,627
- Jesus, what the fuck are you doing?
- Son of a bitch.

510
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,674
Last time I saw something like this,

511
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,843
Bruce Willis was drilling
a hole in an asteroid.

512
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,466
Bobby, I'm glad you called.

513
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,872
Listen, it's a diamond-tipped drill
and I know there's a link,

514
00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:18,013
- but this drill was fucking massive.
- You were right.

515
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,939
We picked up some chatter
in our Rome office.

516
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,313
The mob are making a buy in portofino.

517
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:25,362
They're purchasing classified coordinates
of a large-scale data grid.

518
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,030
We've got a surveillance team there...

519
00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:30,359
- We have a team in portofino?
- Yeah, moving into position now.

520
00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,740
- Get the chopper, get the chopper.
- Oh, Bobby.

521
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,413
If this actually turns out
to be what you say it is,

522
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,708
I will personally make sure
you get your transfer back to Boston.

523
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,376
Oh, ma'am, I can't thank you enough.

524
00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,295
Thank you so much.
Thank you, ma'am.

525
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:44,122
We're going to portofino!

526
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,810
Let's get into character.
I'm the bodyguard.

527
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:59,684
Now, let's hear the British accent
of Carlo's mistress.

528
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:02,211
My British accent
is perfect, you fucking cunt.

529
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:05,477
Okay, let's skip the British accent and go
straight to being brutally executed.

530
00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:07,608
How's the sight line, d?

531
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,030
Mm, mmm.

532
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,073
Just protecting my asset.

533
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,987
We're here to see Vladimir.

534
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,496
- I'm the bodyguard.
- Security check.

535
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,249
Two minutes out.

536
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,916
Crowley's got a team in place.
We gotta call off the buy.

537
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:30,571
If she finds out I've got those
three shitheads working for me...

538
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,183
- He's not answering the phone.
- Fuck.

539
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:43,265
What did I tell 'em?
Burn the phone. Pick it up!

540
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:46,648
- Here you go, sir.
- Thank you very much. Great work.

541
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:55,402
- Oh, shit.
- What's wrong?

542
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,738
Just a former client
and it's fine. He didn't see me.

543
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,706
You must be Vladimir.

544
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,372
Carlo sends his regards.

545
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,458
He thought I would
attract less attention.

546
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:12,135
Well, he thought wrong...

547
00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:13,928
But nobody's complaining.

548
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:15,596
Son of a bitch.

549
00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:22,555
- You have the security feed yet?
- Getting it now.

550
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,356
Don't move till the buy
is made and they're out of the club.

551
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:39,076
These are the classified coordinates
to the entire European data grid.

552
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,163
Okay?

553
00:32:42,252 --> 00:32:45,870
No, no, no. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

554
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,455
These are proximity-paired.

555
00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:53,760
Until the buyer's fingerprint
disarms the bracelet,

556
00:32:53,847 --> 00:32:57,214
I suggest you do not let the briefcase
out of five-meter radius

557
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,140
for more than 15 seconds.

558
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:02,435
If you do, bracelet explodes.

559
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,433
Keep it close.

560
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:10,190
It would be a shame for that beautiful
face to be disintegrated by tnt.

561
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,279
The fuck?

562
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,153
I should just pop this motherfucker
right now.

563
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,279
Address?

564
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,907
Oh, the delivery address? In Florence.

565
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,784
Oh, I love Florence.

566
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,866
And I adore culture.

567
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,578
You will deliver to the buyer
tomorrow at the ludovico gallery auction.

568
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,162
Michael Bryce!

569
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:32,499
- You have me confused with someone else.
- No, no, no.

570
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:35,114
I'd never forget the face of the man
who saved my life in my darkest hour.

571
00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:36,378
- Come on, bro.
- Michael Bryce?

572
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,510
Didn't he lose his license
when kurosawa was killed?

573
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:41,762
No, no, no.
He's got me mistaken for someone else.

574
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:44,811
- It's Michael Bryce!
- For the record, that's pending review.

575
00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:46,104
Fuck off!

576
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,806
Hey, guys, it's Michael Bryce...

577
00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:53,237
Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed
bodyguard to protect the love of his life?

578
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:55,279
Right. You're fired.

579
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,402
You're fucking fired!

580
00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,401
That's true, baby.

581
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,238
Carlo always has preferred younger women.

582
00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:03,492
Excuse me?

583
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:07,872
I've seen him with a woman in her 30s.
But never this old.

584
00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:11,376
- Never.
- No, no, no. Don't laugh.

585
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,525
- Here it comes.
- Old lady, right?

586
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,054
What the fuck did you just say?

587
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:34,065
You finger-licking shit monkey,
donkey-blowing motherfucker!

588
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:41,242
That sounded really Mexican.

589
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,569
Shit.

590
00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:44,141
- Motherfucker.
- We have a problem.

591
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:47,953
- This is a fucking setup.
- You don't fucking say, vape juice.

592
00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:50,535
Get that case off her.
Get me Carlo on the phone!

593
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,417
And here we go.

594
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:54,714
Gun!

595
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:03,889
Shit!

596
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,012
Clear the room!

597
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:07,852
Let's go. Move! Move!

598
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,430
Breece, the gun!

599
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,909
Feel like giving me a hand, Kincaid?

600
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:28,991
Triple-a, my ass!

601
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,629
All interpol agents,
you are authorized. Shoot to kill!

602
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:37,082
Interpol. Get the fuck out now.

603
00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,964
Shit! Shit!

604
00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:46,425
Breece! Fuck.

605
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:49,056
Breece, the case. Come on!

606
00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:52,935
Bitch!

607
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,773
Get back! Get out of the way!

608
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:09,451
- Move! Move!
- Out of the way!

609
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,664
Say my age.

610
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:14,790
Oh, no.

611
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,714
Breece, I'm famished.

612
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:24,512
- Shall we go now?
- Still Mexican.

613
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:33,188
Breece!

614
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:39,318
Get to the fucking dock. Now!

615
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:41,488
Breece? Breece?

616
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,280
- Get out of the way!
- Move!

617
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:53,416
Stay with me, breece!

618
00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:54,333
This way!

619
00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:55,911
Out of my fucking way, please!

620
00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,370
Target heading for the water.

621
00:36:58,842 --> 00:36:59,842
Let's go!

622
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:13,224
You better say
something nice about my breece.

623
00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:19,104
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

624
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:23,438
We will never forget the time
you spent with us.

625
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:30,320
That was beautiful.

626
00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,747
You should've been a priest.

627
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,325
Okay, let's toss his ass in and bounce.

628
00:37:52,145 --> 00:37:55,433
What in the absolute fuck
is wrong with you people?

629
00:37:55,523 --> 00:37:57,388
We gave you a sea burial.

630
00:37:57,484 --> 00:37:59,770
- A sea burial?
- Well, you didn't have a heartbeat.

631
00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:02,318
I'm wearing kevlar!

632
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:07,192
- These were your operatives?
- I've never seen them before.

633
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:10,235
Only one number called this phone
that Michael Bryce was in possession of.

634
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:12,537
- And it was yours.
- We have less than two days

635
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,580
before this attack happens. Two days!

636
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:15,702
I gave you a chance.

637
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,750
You went behind my back,

638
00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:21,705
and you employed two criminals
and an unlicensed bodyguard.

639
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,694
And now they're in possession
of critical evidence.

640
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:25,446
For all I know, they could be in
on the cyber-attack.

641
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,132
Oh, they're not in on the attack,
trust me. They're idiots.

642
00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:30,023
Put out a global red notice
on Darius Kincaid,

643
00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,135
Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce.

644
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,475
We have a problem.

645
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:41,396
Three unknown fugitives
escaped with the coordinates.

646
00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,067
Interpol were all over the scene.

647
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,611
Seems that we have a rat.

648
00:38:45,698 --> 00:38:47,438
Get me Carlo on the phone.

649
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:51,735
Sir, Carlo's dead.

650
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,624
Find the fugitives. Kill them.

651
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,714
I need the briefcase.

652
00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:15,346
Fuck!

653
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:17,893
- What's wrong?
- You can't be serious.

654
00:39:17,981 --> 00:39:20,347
- About what?
- My ribs are broken.

655
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:24,229
I came down with a little case
of 12-Gauge shotgun to the chest.

656
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,184
Remember?

657
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,111
Hey, breece, don't worry.

658
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:29,405
Sonia's gonna take care of you.

659
00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:30,902
This will make you feel better.

660
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,700
- Thank you.
- There you go, baby.

661
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,559
The auction of artworks

662
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,494
by the reclusive
Greek shipping billionaire

663
00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:40,621
is believed to be the last
of a long line of assets

664
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,106
he's liquidated outside of his homeland.

665
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:45,213
It is unknown what his
motivation for selling up in Europe is,

666
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,133
but analysts are calling it
“financial suicide."

667
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,505
Ooh, that is
one hell of a security detail.

668
00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,213
Holy shit.

669
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:55,549
- Magnusson.
- Who?

670
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,247
Only the triple-a rated bodyguard
of the year three years in a row.

671
00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:00,353
They give
you motherfuckers awards?

672
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,000
Yes, they give us awards,
and we have conventions and everything.

673
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:04,978
Ain't no award for hitman.

674
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,025
It's called lethal injection.

675
00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:10,363
God, look at him. He's so strong.

676
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:12,406
Confident. He's like a panther.

677
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:13,949
I et me see this motherfucker.

678
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,905
Oh, shit! Zento!

679
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,662
That is a good motherfucking
hitman right there.

680
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,584
He took a lot of business from me.

681
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:26,663
- Find yourself a nest.
- I'm gonna take the tower.

682
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,613
Whoever wants this briefcase
is a serious high roller,

683
00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:33,879
'cause magnusson's fee is astronomical.

684
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,806
Releasing the package.
I want everyone on high alert.

685
00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,344
And bingo.

686
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:45,147
Oh. That is awful.

687
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:49,068
It's like liberace
banged a set of curtains.

688
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:52,488
Magnusson.

689
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,406
Three pigeons on the rooftop.

690
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,700
- They have the stolen briefcase.
- Take the shot.

691
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,499
Oh, shit! Zento! Gun!

692
00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:07,715
- Get Aristotle to safety.
- Get down.

693
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,258
Scatter and converge. Get that case!

694
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,799
They won't know we have
five possible escape routes.

695
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:21,475
They have five possible escape routes.

696
00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,064
Should've used a decoy.

697
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,963
It appears they have no decoy, sir.

698
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,272
My god, they're amateurs.

699
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,440
All right, let's go!

700
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,980
Come on!

701
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:45,229
If you'd listened,
we'd have an extraction vehicle waiting!

702
00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,253
These idiots don't even have
an extraction vehicle.

703
00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:49,462
Bryce, get to the Van!

704
00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:52,833
Go! Now!

705
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,463
Move it, Bryce!

706
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:01,933
Magnusson recognized me,
which means he probably knows my moves.

707
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,636
I don't recognize any of these losers.
Shoot to kill!

708
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:08,185
- Bryce, we gotta go!
- Just a moment!

709
00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:10,062
- Got it. Go!
- Let's go!

710
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:27,541
Pirate is loose. Keep it in sight.

711
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:30,787
Breece, watch out!

712
00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:38,010
Wow.

713
00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,634
Wow, this guy's handling skills
are actually incredible.

714
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:42,841
Steve McQueen ain't got shit on you.

715
00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:46,268
I think that's the first time
you've ever said anything nice to me.

716
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:53,726
Bryce! Bryce!

717
00:42:54,781 --> 00:42:57,523
Get in the car, Darius!
Go, go, go!

718
00:42:57,617 --> 00:43:00,825
Bryce, what the fuck?

719
00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:03,737
Move, motherfucker!

720
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:05,822
Baby, what did you give him?

721
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:08,791
Just painkillers.

722
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,836
But he's so delicate.

723
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,131
Pirate is flying west.
Keep it in sight.

724
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:22,551
Oh, no. Not the stairs, motherfucker!

725
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,512
I'm not wearing a sports bral

726
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,861
Jesus, this guy's a lunatic.

727
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:44,576
This is no fucking honeymoon!

728
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:49,533
- This is shitty-moon!
- I say we had a pretty great fucking day!

729
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,209
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Shopping.

730
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:02,762
- Wine tasting, flowers...
- Yeah, with someone else's money!

731
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,416
One bird still remaining in flight.

732
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,273
- Fucking opera.
- And you fell asleep!

733
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:18,106
Good afternoon.

734
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,563
- I'd like to offer up a cease-fire.
- Oh

735
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,400
you hand over that briefcase,
and I'll gladly undo that bracelet.

736
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:24,494
Sure.

737
00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:26,573
Bugger me.

738
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,787
That's the end of breece's idol.

739
00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:37,293
Pirate's flying south. Get the case.

740
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:42,846
Shit.

741
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:51,556
Dive!

742
00:44:57,278 --> 00:44:58,278
Dive!

743
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:06,655
Did we lose 'em?

744
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:11,788
No, you didn't lose it.

745
00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:14,878
Oh, shit!

746
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:28,556
Oh, shit!

747
00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:31,760
Sonia, get back in the car!

748
00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,399
He's reloading. Take the wheel.

749
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,620
What are you doing?

750
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,451
- Hang on, baby!
- Darius!

751
00:45:57,546 --> 00:46:00,504
Oh, fuck!

752
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:16,805
He didn't wear the seatbelt.

753
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:18,619
The three fugitives responsible

754
00:46:18,651 --> 00:46:21,004
for a nightclub shoot-out in portofino
are still on the run...

755
00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,313
Phone call for you, sir.

756
00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:24,862
And are believed to be
hiding somewhere in Italy.

757
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:29,113
Sir, I'm sorry to inform you,
but the three fugitives managed to escape.

758
00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:32,695
As police search for international
con woman, Sonia Kincaid, and...

759
00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:36,908
When you find them, I want them alive.

760
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:42,038
J you're asleep little breece j

761
00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:45,921
j can you please wake the fuck up? J

762
00:46:46,012 --> 00:46:49,630
j in your slumber think of Sonia and

763
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:52,932
j and the bomb that's on her wrist j

764
00:46:53,019 --> 00:46:54,225
Jesus, fuck!

765
00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,766
Hey! What were those pills?

766
00:46:57,857 --> 00:46:59,563
It's just lithium.

767
00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:00,765
Lithium!

768
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,272
Baby, lithium's not pain medication.

769
00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:04,727
Breece, you want some more?

770
00:47:04,822 --> 00:47:06,687
No, don't you come anywhere near me!

771
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,440
I've had it with you two.

772
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:12,868
I'm sorry to say this, Sonia,
but you are crazy!

773
00:47:12,955 --> 00:47:14,991
Hey, you can't talk to my wife that way.

774
00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:18,290
Why not?
She'd make a terrible mother.

775
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:21,540
I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll
in her care.

776
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:24,372
You need to apologize to Sonia right now.

777
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:28,005
Oh. What, are you gonna shoot me now?
Father of the year right here!

778
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:31,049
Can't wait!

779
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,597
Hey, hey, where are you going?
I said, apologize!

780
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,096
Oh, I'm just gonna ride the lithium out!

781
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,393
Whoo!

782
00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:42,106
Babe, you all right?

783
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:46,936
I'm great.

784
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:49,773
Took a bullet for him.
Took a bullet for her.

785
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:53,655
Yeah, old Bryce is just
everybody's favorite little bullet caddie.

786
00:47:53,746 --> 00:47:55,577
Isn't he?

787
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:59,623
Okay, game on.

788
00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:03,085
Come on. Give me a sign.

789
00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:06,547
Any sign. Please.

790
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,509
Okay, that is a sign,
just not the one I'm looking for.

791
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,683
Anything. Anything at all!

792
00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:24,306
I see what you're doing.

793
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:28,896
I... you wanna play ball?
We're gonna play ball!

794
00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,981
Our honeymoon is a delicious fuckery.

795
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:36,365
I don't have a fetus in my womb,
but I do have a bomb on my wrist.

796
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,241
Hey, I said some awful stuff back there,

797
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:41,745
because I was involuntarily
administered lithium.

798
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,377
- Apology accepted.
- I'm not apologizing.

799
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:47,295
I know someone who can help us out.

800
00:48:57,017 --> 00:49:00,009
Just like that gun thing,
you can't press doorbells either?

801
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:05,315
It's just I haven't spoken to my father
since I lost my license.

802
00:49:05,401 --> 00:49:08,689
Oh, so you're
admitting you're unlicensed?

803
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:10,360
You don't understand.

804
00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,991
He's the greatest bodyguard
who ever lived.

805
00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:20,326
And I'm just me.

806
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:23,658
What are you doing? What are you doing?

807
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:28,798
Fuck!

808
00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:32,800
All right.

809
00:49:39,351 --> 00:49:42,764
Mr. Bryce out back.
He chop the wood. It be a moment.

810
00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:46,062
I'll get you some water.

811
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:51,270
This triple-a shit
is a family fantasy.

812
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:01,324
Hey, papa.

813
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,217
I never imagined
I'd be coming home like this.

814
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:08,460
I always thought it would be under,
uh, different circumstances.

815
00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:13,166
As I'm sure you know, my, uh...
My license is under review.

816
00:50:15,596 --> 00:50:17,382
I'm sorry for being such a disgrace.

817
00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,674
We really need your help.

818
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:25,136
Out there in the world,

819
00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:27,267
you're an unlicensed protection agent.

820
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:29,474
But here...

821
00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:33,686
Here, you are my son,
and this is your home.

822
00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:41,698
What the fuck?

823
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:44,162
Aw.

824
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,584
Just chill.

825
00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:52,084
I'm trying to have
a long-awaited moment with my dad.

826
00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:54,005
I get it. You're freaking out.

827
00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:57,631
- Yeah, he's...
- A legend, yes. That's weird for you.

828
00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:58,881
But to me, he's just papa.

829
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,383
No, I'm freaked out because...

830
00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:02,760
Because his voice
is so deeply rich in its timbre?

831
00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:04,538
Yes, it's remarkable,
but a lot of people...

832
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,790
No, motherfucker, it's not his voice.
The fact that he's...

833
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:08,395
He's a published author?

834
00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:12,479
Huh? What is it, Darius?

835
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:13,980
Spit it out. 'Cause frankly,

836
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,813
it's exhausting to hear you
beat about the bush.

837
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,489
- "Around," junior.
- I'm sorry?

838
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:22,535
The expression is "beat around the bush."

839
00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:25,613
- Interesting.
- It's "around."

840
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,448
- Sorry, I'm...
- I know who you are.

841
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,584
I watch the news.

842
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,421
Hello, my dear.

843
00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:38,501
Nice to meet you, Mr. breece father.

844
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:40,678
- My pleasure.
- You have a lovely son.

845
00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:43,468
Can we have it removed?

846
00:51:43,559 --> 00:51:44,799
Well, we'll do our best.

847
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:47,096
Giuseppe?

848
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:48,187
Yes, sir?

849
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:50,433
Make arrangements for a safe house

850
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:55,143
and the necessary equipment
to unlink a ti-47.

851
00:51:57,990 --> 00:52:00,322
When the fuck were you
gonna tell me your dad was black?

852
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:03,867
Stepdad. And I fail to see
how that's relevant.

853
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:07,492
Why don't you start seeing
with your heart instead of your hate?

854
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:09,073
Yeah?

855
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:12,331
- "Relevant"? "Heart"? "Hate"?
- You know exactly what I'm talking about!

856
00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:14,021
- All right now, boys.
- I'm sorry, papa.

857
00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:16,710
No bickering under my roof, okay?

858
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,960
Understood.

859
00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:20,043
- Who's hungry?
- I can eat.

860
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:23,971
- Okay, good. Hungry?
- A little peckish.

861
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:39,399
These are all the bullets
dad's taken for heads of state.

862
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:42,277
Mm, impressive.

863
00:52:42,368 --> 00:52:45,326
Nothing like taking a bullet
to make you feel like a man.

864
00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:47,824
Yeah. I've taken 20 myself.

865
00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:49,530
I took a bullet.

866
00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:53,743
- Yeah?
- Yeah, for, uh... for Darius.

867
00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:56,704
I saved his life. Right, Darius?

868
00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:59,916
Breece took a bullet
for my husband at the hague.

869
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,750
He was very brave.

870
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:04,712
Check it out. Right there.

871
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,803
Bryce, that looks like a freckle.

872
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:11,977
He also took a shotgun blast for me.
Last night.

873
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,271
Well, actually, I was wearing kevlar.

874
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:18,021
Kevlar? Real triple-a's never wear kevlar.

875
00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:21,104
'Cause, knowing Bryce
and his trusty penknife,

876
00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:24,065
he'll have the danger all taken care of
before it even gets to that.

877
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:31,205
You laugh, but countless heads of state
have been taken out by the penknife.

878
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:32,451
No one sees it coming.

879
00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,955
Ah, yes.

880
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:38,162
Elena's gelato.

881
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:41,590
The best gelato
oh this side of the mediterranean.

882
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:45,680
Bryce?

883
00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:49,264
Excuse me a moment.

884
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:50,351
Bryce?

885
00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:52,353
Bryce?

886
00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:54,313
What's wrong with him?

887
00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:56,771
It's the gelato.

888
00:53:58,819 --> 00:53:59,819
I forgot.

889
00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:03,563
- It's a trigger.
- Why?

890
00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:08,738
All of Bryce's memories
are with his mother.

891
00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:12,947
She used to call him
her "little bodyguard.”

892
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:16,750
Every Sunday, she would take Bryce
to the amusement park.

893
00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:20,000
But it wasn't the rides
he was interested in.

894
00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,081
It was the gelato.

895
00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:25,634
Then what happened?
Did he choose the wrong flavor?

896
00:54:25,721 --> 00:54:27,427
No, my dear.

897
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:29,846
Fate chose his mother.

898
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:35,394
To this day, I have no idea
why a full-figured, 290-pound Italian man

899
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:37,392
wanted to ride the paratrooper.

900
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,810
Truth is, I don't want to know.

901
00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:43,147
Some things are best left unsaid.

902
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:49,449
And Bryce, well,
he chose to blame himself

903
00:54:51,246 --> 00:54:52,861
that's why he loves seatbelts.

904
00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:55,823
Still doesn't explain
why he's so annoying.

905
00:54:58,921 --> 00:55:00,127
You're annoying.

906
00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:13,515
Hey. Hi. Hi.

907
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:15,342
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

908
00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:17,769
- Do you want me to push you?
- No, no, no. Thank you.

909
00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:22,691
I just... I cry sometimes when I'm awake.

910
00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:23,938
So...

911
00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:26,486
Your father told us
what happened to your mother.

912
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:33,195
If I'd just ordered peach gelato
a minute sooner, she'd still be alive.

913
00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:36,701
- It's my fault. My bad. I get it.
- Oh, no, no, no.

914
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:39,625
It's not your fault.
You cannot blame yourself.

915
00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:42,418
I mean, it's perfectly normal
to feel guilty.

916
00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,792
I understand you better than you think.

917
00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,917
My mother was eaten by a shark.

918
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:53,930
You know, seeing your mother
being devoured by a beast...

919
00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:57,180
It can really traumatize you.
More than you can think.

920
00:55:57,271 --> 00:56:02,061
But, my god, has he done
a number on you, honey.

921
00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:07,019
I mean, you are fucked up
in more ways than I can count.

922
00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:08,729
- Now it all makes sense.
- Yeah.

923
00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:10,906
Including your obsession with my boobs.

924
00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:15,487
What? Did you say with your boobs?
I've never thought about your boobs.

925
00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:17,572
- Not even once.
- Come on.

926
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,826
- You are obsessed with my boobs.
- Okay. Jesus Christ.

927
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:20,957
All right.

928
00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:24,502
When you saved me,
you very gently cup your hands

929
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:28,424
and push me by the boobs
to save me from the bullet.

930
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:29,863
Not a lot of alternative real estate.

931
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:33,175
And I could hear the little boy
inside of you screaming,

932
00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:35,631
"mommy, please don't die. I need you!”

933
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:37,406
I don't think that's what I was screaming.

934
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,348
I don't sound like that at all.

935
00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:43,272
- If it makes you feel any better...
- It doesn't.

936
00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:47,021
- I cannot eat gelato either.
- Right. Doesn't make me feel better.

937
00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:49,524
- I don't care.
- I'm lactose intolerant.

938
00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:52,448
I still don't care, so...

939
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:54,741
I'm gonna head back inside.

940
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:57,365
I think they're serving, um, self-esteem.

941
00:56:57,456 --> 00:57:01,825
Okay. Hey, this was great.
It was really, really great.

942
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:03,375
To get to the safe house...

943
00:57:03,462 --> 00:57:06,545
Excellent. Excellent.
Thank you very much.

944
00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:08,793
So we just go up here
and make a right.

945
00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:10,836
Good news.

946
00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:14,131
My contact says everything is all set.

947
00:57:14,222 --> 00:57:17,089
We'll have that ti-47
off of you in no time.

948
00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:19,641
Meanwhile, I'll sort
everything out with interpol.

949
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:21,343
- Sonia.
- Okay?

950
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,520
Let's let 'em have a moment together.

951
00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:26,060
Bryce...

952
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:29,605
I'm

953
00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:32,862
sorry about the gelato.

954
00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:36,362
Hey.

955
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:40,162
Other guys lose their license
and never come back.

956
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:44,412
Look at you. You're gonna be a hero.

957
00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:47,085
I'll come down to the safe house
and see you

958
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,709
after I've got some more information.

959
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,462
I will also have a talk
with the review board,

960
00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,417
see to it you get a good hearing.

961
00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:56,510
Thank you.

962
00:57:57,683 --> 00:57:59,594
- Thank you, dad.
- No worries.

963
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:05,721
Oh, Bryce, take the jag.

964
00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:10,900
The jag? The one I wasn't even
allowed to look at as a kid?

965
00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,320
You've earned it.

966
00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:26,495
Damn, I love this motherfucking car.

967
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,356
- Yeah!
- But you love me more?

968
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,870
- Oh, baby!
- Whoo!

969
00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:36,760
Can we just acknowledge
for one second that not only are we safe,

970
00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,422
but I think I'm going to get
my license back.

971
00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:44,017
All because of my father.

972
00:58:44,104 --> 00:58:46,470
I'm so happy for you, breece.

973
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,650
Baby...

974
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,817
There's something
I've been meaning to tell you.

975
00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:58,365
Ah...

976
00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:00,613
- What?
- You know, I think I'm gonna...

977
00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:02,945
I'm gonna join dad's agency.

978
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,621
Bryce and son.

979
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:06,625
That sounds...

980
00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:09,125
A little cottonmouth.

981
00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,455
You guys just can't keep
your hands off each...

982
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:28,561
This feels familiar.

983
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,918
I don't spend that much time
with my head in bags.

984
00:59:30,942 --> 00:59:33,254
Do you think
maybe once you could spot the ambush?

985
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,173
- No.
- Watch my hair, motherfucker.

986
00:59:35,197 --> 00:59:36,232
Oh.

987
00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:40,566
What in the a-double-money-sign is that?

988
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,956
Aristotle papadopoulous.

989
00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:55,167
My darling.

990
00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:59,509
I thought I had lost you forever.

991
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,837
So many sleepless nights.

992
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:06,096
So long have I wandered
in a maze of despair.

993
01:00:06,186 --> 01:00:10,850
Uh, anybody want to tell me
what the fuck's going on here?

994
01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:13,602
Monaco.

995
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,569
A girl who had lost her way,

996
01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:22,195
turning tricks with wealthy men
at craps tables.

997
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:29,123
But when she met a mysterious Greek man,
he taught her there was more to life.

998
01:00:30,544 --> 01:00:32,660
A life of art,

999
01:00:32,754 --> 01:00:37,714
literature, dance and passion.

1000
01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:42,591
She learned to appreciate
the finest things in life.

1001
01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:45,093
But when the cheap decking
aboard his mega yacht

1002
01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:47,048
snapped her beautiful Gucci heel...

1003
01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:52,187
Fate took another turn.

1004
01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:55,311
She was found by fishermen.

1005
01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:59,611
She laid in bed for weeks,
and when she finally woke,

1006
01:00:59,698 --> 01:01:02,280
she had amnesia.

1007
01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:06,693
Now, seeing your face,

1008
01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:11,532
and listening to your voice
so closely to my ear,

1009
01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:14,493
it all came rushing back to me.

1010
01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,079
- You've cured me.
- Mm.

1011
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:20,082
Can you put the hood back on?

1012
01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:22,463
You got history with this motherfucker?

1013
01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:27,719
And if I'd known earlier
it was you who had my case,

1014
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:32,929
I would've ensured you were
treated like the Aphrodite you are.

1015
01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:34,559
Thank you.

1016
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:40,736
Have these two brought to Lucas
and francesco in my torture chamber.

1017
01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:42,483
- Tis a fine...
- Torture chamber?

1018
01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:45,156
- Did he say "cha-cha chamber"?
- No, motherfucker, he did not.

1019
01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:48,030
Perhaps one day you'll learn

1020
01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:52,660
that great men don't need to stoop
to vulgarity to express themselves.

1021
01:01:52,751 --> 01:01:54,270
I know how to express myself,
motherfucker.

1022
01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:55,659
- Take them away!
- Believe me.

1023
01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:57,244
I have not begun to express myself...

1024
01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:59,330
Do we have separate torture chambers?

1025
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:06,503
The final piece of my master plan

1026
01:02:06,598 --> 01:02:10,341
to win justice for Europe's atrocities.

1027
01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:15,767
Take it to the technology center
and have my yacht prepared.

1028
01:02:26,326 --> 01:02:30,319
Come with me.
I have something to show you.

1029
01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:42,839
The room we dreamed of building together.

1030
01:02:43,843 --> 01:02:45,834
Oh, aris.

1031
01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:51,974
You ever think
that maybe she's conning you?

1032
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:53,425
What?

1033
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,978
I'm just saying, she's a con woman.
That's what con women do.

1034
01:02:57,065 --> 01:03:00,933
Con person? Person?
I don't know how you say that.

1035
01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:03,268
Can you guys come back later?
We're in the middle of a...

1036
01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:05,103
You're gonna tell us
everything you know.

1037
01:03:10,537 --> 01:03:12,698
Oh, my god.

1038
01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,370
I'm not telling you a motherf...

1039
01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:21,620
So you never had a family?

1040
01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:24,707
You were my only true love.

1041
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:27,338
You have suffered so much.

1042
01:03:27,429 --> 01:03:30,387
You can go all day with that.

1043
01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:33,681
You can electrocute him all day.
It'll only make him angrier.

1044
01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:38,057
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you wait.

1045
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:40,605
L, on the other hand,
will tell you everything.

1046
01:03:40,692 --> 01:03:42,837
- I'll tell you everything, if you just...
- What? Really?

1047
01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:45,352
Just keep that away...
Yes. Sonia showed up. I was on vacation.

1048
01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:47,508
- She said that Kincaid was in trouble.
- Oh, motherfucker!

1049
01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:49,802
And then interpol came.
I don't know where those guys came from.

1050
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:51,157
The guy's name was Bobby O'Neill.

1051
01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:53,656
Probably Robert O'Neill.
That guy was mean.

1052
01:03:53,747 --> 01:03:55,283
He wanted us to make a buy.

1053
01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:57,101
I don't even know what a buy is.

1054
01:03:57,125 --> 01:03:58,645
That's like a drug thing or something?

1055
01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:03,287
We got away.
We were like, "that could be anything."

1056
01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:05,461
Is that francesco or are you...

1057
01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:07,715
Put me down! Let me down!

1058
01:04:10,638 --> 01:04:16,224
It is insensitive of me to show you this,
considering your condition.

1059
01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:20,470
My what?

1060
01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:23,682
Carlo was an associate of mine.

1061
01:04:23,777 --> 01:04:27,019
When he found your husband,
he was at a fertility clinic.

1062
01:04:28,031 --> 01:04:29,146
A fertility clinic?

1063
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:34,780
Buying fresh eggs.
I assumed you were barren.

1064
01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:38,742
Sir, we have a situation.

1065
01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:47,289
- Remind me never to tell you shit.
- But we're free, aren't we?

1066
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:49,966
Yeah. Fuck it.
Let's go save my girl.

1067
01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:55,388
I don't know if I buy
this whole "amnesia" thing.

1068
01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:57,215
You're all of a sudden hating on Sonia.

1069
01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:59,121
- She fucking loves you.
- I'm not hating on Sonia.

1070
01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:02,979
I'm just saying it just reminds me
of something, you know?

1071
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:05,808
It's like a book or a movie or something.

1072
01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:10,358
Please don't fire a gun in a cave!

1073
01:05:10,448 --> 01:05:12,279
Motherfucker,
you didn't get tased. Shut up!

1074
01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:18,161
I guess we'll find out
what a mace will do.

1075
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:20,113
Uh, that's decorative, I think.

1076
01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:22,870
What is it? It's gonna drive me crazy.

1077
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:29,873
Overboard.
Kurt Russell, Goldie hawn.

1078
01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:32,630
She gets amnesia.
Oh, I feel so much better!

1079
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,802
Oh, bullshit.

1080
01:05:34,889 --> 01:05:36,049
- Oh, shit!
- Scatter.

1081
01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:38,883
I wanted to keep that fucking mace.

1082
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,897
- Sonia! Sonia? Sonia!
- Hey, stop yelling!

1083
01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:48,646
Hey, you're gonna get us fucking killed.

1084
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:51,227
- There she is! Sonia!
- No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey!

1085
01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:53,404
- I'm coming to get youl!
- You lied to me.

1086
01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:56,358
- What?
- The night of our honeymoon.

1087
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:57,784
You didn't take a job.

1088
01:05:57,871 --> 01:05:59,031
We're really doing this now?

1089
01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,738
You went to a fertility clinic
to buy fresh eggs

1090
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,323
because you think mine are rotten.

1091
01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:06,785
Baby, you can't buy eggs at a fertility
clinic like a grocery store.

1092
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,791
That motherfucker is lying to you!

1093
01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:13,922
Do you want a life on the run,
or do you want the stability of a family?

1094
01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:18,714
Goodbye, Darius. It's over.

1095
01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:22,141
- We gotta go. No, we gotta go, Darius.
- Baby, no. No, Sonia!

1096
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,640
- Please!
- Let's go!

1097
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:55,792
Maybe she's playing him
to play you, like a triple cross.

1098
01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:57,297
There's no triple cross.

1099
01:06:57,388 --> 01:07:00,972
If that's the lifestyle she wants,
and he can give it to her,

1100
01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:02,390
more power to him.

1101
01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:08,976
I got no money in the bank.
Interpol's always in my ass.

1102
01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:11,353
I'm a hitman shooting blanks.

1103
01:07:11,444 --> 01:07:13,150
Wait. Hold on. Wait. What?

1104
01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:16,947
I got shot in the nuts on a job,
and I never told Sonia about it.

1105
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:18,989
You don't have testicles?

1106
01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:22,410
No... I mean, yes, yes, I have testicles.

1107
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:27,241
The right one, kool and the gang.
The left one, fugazi.

1108
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:30,793
So, my swimmers aren't strong enough
to get across the finish line,

1109
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,713
so I can give Sonia
what she wants most in the world.

1110
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,440
I told you, just be honest with her.
None of this would've happened

1111
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:41,805
that shit always leads to an ass-whupping
or a jail sentence.

1112
01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:44,720
I'll see you when I see you.

1113
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,598
Where are you going?

1114
01:07:48,606 --> 01:07:49,606
Hey, Darius!

1115
01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:51,692
Darius!

1116
01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:59,610
Dad, there was an ambush, and...

1117
01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:03,652
What's the jag doing here?

1118
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:07,034
You are the dumbest motherfucker
I have ever met.

1119
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:09,915
Wow, that, uh...

1120
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:14,212
I handle Aristotle's security detail
while he's in Italy, you moron.

1121
01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:16,665
You... you work for the bad guys?

1122
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:20,968
A triple-a puts his clients
ahead of god, family,

1123
01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:23,387
and certainly a pantywaist,
such as yourself.

1124
01:08:23,474 --> 01:08:26,762
You are a cruel son of a...

1125
01:08:29,814 --> 01:08:31,770
- God...
- I would turn you in,

1126
01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:34,474
but that would be an admission
that I think you're a threat.

1127
01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:37,185
Oh, and Bryce,
I spoke to the review board.

1128
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:40,613
They agree with me.
You're barred for life.

1129
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:41,985
Wow.

1130
01:08:42,076 --> 01:08:45,489
Now get off my trash.
You're a stain on my legacy.

1131
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:11,621
Out of all the gin joints
in all the world, you walk into mine.

1132
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:14,791
My dad screwed us.
He's Aristotle's head of security.

1133
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:18,665
Also, he really hates me.

1134
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,338
I owe you an apology, Kincaid.

1135
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:24,293
You know, your thing really is
better than my thing.

1136
01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:26,378
No more Mr. nice Bryce.

1137
01:10:26,472 --> 01:10:29,680
All right? I wanna be a badass,
you know? I wanna be loose!

1138
01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:33,225
Hey, we should do some coke!

1139
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:39,273
Motherfucker, you would od
on a baby aspirin and a diet soda.

1140
01:10:40,278 --> 01:10:42,519
I want to speak
fo Darius Kincaid, please.

1141
01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:45,150
- Is there a Mr. Kincaid here?
- Who's asking?

1142
01:10:46,826 --> 01:10:49,613
- His fucking wife, motherfucker.
- Your wife.

1143
01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:53,829
What the fuck do you want,
and how the fuck did you find me?

1144
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,953
I found you 'cause
they found you, motherfucker.

1145
01:10:57,044 --> 01:10:59,982
There's a kill team coming your way,
so you better get the fuck out of there.

1146
01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:04,841
And how dare you give me attitude
when I am risking my hot ass over here

1147
01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,713
so that we can have our fucking honeymoon?

1148
01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:08,920
And what about all that shit in Monaco?

1149
01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:10,471
Oh, come on, Darius.

1150
01:11:10,558 --> 01:11:12,890
Do you know how many men I conned
before you came along?

1151
01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:16,893
I never had amnesia.

1152
01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:18,221
For real?

1153
01:11:18,316 --> 01:11:20,853
How could you think for a second
that I would leave you?

1154
01:11:20,943 --> 01:11:23,650
I can't imagine my life without you!

1155
01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:25,444
Baby, look.

1156
01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:28,318
I didn't go to a fertility clinic
because of you.

1157
01:11:28,409 --> 01:11:30,195
I think you can't get pregnant
because of me.

1158
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,528
Baby, would've been nice to have a family.

1159
01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:34,703
We can adopt.

1160
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,448
Oh, yes, baby.

1161
01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:41,577
You will be the best father, baby.

1162
01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:46,382
I mean, look how good
you've been for breece,

1163
01:11:46,469 --> 01:11:50,428
this dysfunctional, abandoned, poor child.

1164
01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:55,509
His father obviously hates him.
I mean, he doesn't have any friends.

1165
01:11:55,603 --> 01:11:59,312
And you, you've been nothing
but a ray of sunlight.

1166
01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:04,893
I love you so much, Sonia Kincaid.

1167
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:07,353
And I'm coming to rescue your ass.

1168
01:12:07,448 --> 01:12:11,111
I love you more than ever, mi cucaracha.

1169
01:12:11,202 --> 01:12:13,989
But you better hurry the fuck up.

1170
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,662
He's going to destroy Europe
to save Greece.

1171
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:20,742
He's drilling into viareggio's data grid
tomorrow while he escapes on his yacht.

1172
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,397
You have to stop him.

1173
01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:23,877
Get the fuck down!

1174
01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:27,794
Darius? Darius?

1175
01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:33,004
So, how does it feel to lose
the one you love?

1176
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:39,761
L, for one, did not sleep.

1177
01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:42,772
Amnesia?

1178
01:12:44,277 --> 01:12:45,517
Really?

1179
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:49,103
Do you think I haven't seen
the film overboard?

1180
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:51,405
Kurt Russell, Goldie hawn.

1181
01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:54,282
A minor classic.

1182
01:12:57,915 --> 01:13:04,411
Well, my security
has already exterminated your cucaracha.

1183
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:08,248
And you will die alone
and without a family.

1184
01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:15,255
No one in this world
can kill Darius Kincaid.

1185
01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:17,465
That motherfucker is unkillable.

1186
01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:22,937
Whoo!

1187
01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:27,608
- Oh! Car chase.
- Oh, shit.

1188
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:39,016
You've reached Michael Bryce.
Leave a message and have a triple-a day.

1189
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,452
- Hey, future Mike. It's me.
- Fuck!

1190
01:13:41,542 --> 01:13:43,908
Are you seriously making
a phone call right now?

1191
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:46,081
Oh, shit!

1192
01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:48,333
I feel like my spiritual journey
is almost complete.

1193
01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:50,798
But now I realize...

1194
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,629
Safety's for losers!

1195
01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:58,385
Whoo!

1196
01:13:58,476 --> 01:14:01,968
The old Bryce, he is long gone.

1197
01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:06,514
And I'm driving without a seatbelt now.

1198
01:14:10,696 --> 01:14:13,904
It's a crazy thing that happens
when you lose everything.

1199
01:14:14,909 --> 01:14:15,909
Oh, shit!

1200
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:21,829
You got nothing left to lose.

1201
01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:31,039
You know, it's like
Tim McGraw always says...

1202
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:32,133
Tim mc-fucking-who?

1203
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:34,917
You gotta live like you were dying.

1204
01:14:44,438 --> 01:14:47,305
That is the lamest shit
I have ever heard in my life.

1205
01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:51,107
Ooh, I'm at the event horizon, baby.

1206
01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:54,028
- I mean, I feel truly...
- Nobody's after us. Slow down!

1207
01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:55,730
- And completely free.
- Bryce.

1208
01:15:02,915 --> 01:15:05,907
It's okay.
My knees, head and skin broke the fall!

1209
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,805
So I'm gonna see my dad,

1210
01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:24,349
and I'm really nervous,

1211
01:15:24,437 --> 01:15:28,225
'cause all I want in the world
is for him to be proud of me.

1212
01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:31,603
And I think you, future Michael,
will be proud of me for dealing with this.

1213
01:15:31,694 --> 01:15:34,481
I know I've said a lot of things and...

1214
01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:40,570
Whatever the fuck
this "future Michael" shit is,

1215
01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:42,117
it's got to go.

1216
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:45,367
You are the "future Michael,”
motherfucker.

1217
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:47,995
My dad called me a stain on his legacy.

1218
01:15:48,085 --> 01:15:50,667
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look, I get it.

1219
01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:54,839
You are a fuck-up, okay?
You got some fucking issues.

1220
01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:56,916
But you can't allow a motherfucker

1221
01:15:57,011 --> 01:16:00,219
you share not one drop
of DNA with to define you.

1222
01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:11,272
Something I've been meaning to tell you.
When I got clipped in the nuts...

1223
01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:14,562
It happened in Brussels.

1224
01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,315
Brussels?

1225
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:19,885
I'm Michael Bryce,
your executive protection agent.

1226
01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:22,321
- Get down! Shots fired! Shots fired!
- Contact! Contact!

1227
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:28,789
Mother...

1228
01:16:28,876 --> 01:16:32,494
I'm the one who shot you in the nuts,
and you never thought to tell me that?

1229
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,670
That's a w for me.
That's a big I for you.

1230
01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,463
It was a ricochet.

1231
01:16:36,550 --> 01:16:38,653
- Ricochet, my ass, motherfucker.
- Ricochets don't count

1232
01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:41,157
- unless you call them, motherfucker.
- Take the l. Take the I!

1233
01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:49,519
Despite the fact you get on my last nerve,
you're a pretty good fucking bodyguard.

1234
01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:54,060
I'm never getting my license back.
That's over.

1235
01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:55,607
You don't need a license.

1236
01:16:58,572 --> 01:16:59,982
What do bodyguards do?

1237
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:03,444
They protect people?

1238
01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:07,324
And the whole of Europe
needs your protection right now.

1239
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:09,830
Now repeat after me.

1240
01:17:09,917 --> 01:17:14,035
"I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck."

1241
01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:17,714
I'm unlicensed
and that's terrible. That's...

1242
01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:22,008
Again?

1243
01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:26,555
I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.

1244
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,096
I ouder.

1245
01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:31,017
I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck.

1246
01:17:31,105 --> 01:17:32,720
Robust!

1247
01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:36,683
I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck!

1248
01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:39,484
Now let's go do what we do
and fuck some shit up.

1249
01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:41,062
Let's go fuck some shit up!

1250
01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:44,240
- Don't move! Put your hands on your head!
- Nope! Wasn't touching it.

1251
01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:46,282
We're telling you the truth.

1252
01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,329
Sonia told Kincaid Aristotle is drilling
into the data junction at viareggio.

1253
01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:51,976
He's gonna upload the virus in an hour.

1254
01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:54,271
Aristotle's too influential.
We'll never get a warrant in time.

1255
01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:56,331
- Let us take him down.
- Come on!

1256
01:17:57,715 --> 01:18:01,003
We just got reports of drilling
at a location in the center of viareggio.

1257
01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:03,071
What assets do we have
on the ground in that region?

1258
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,775
The closest agent is Bobby O'Neill.

1259
01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:07,387
Perhaps this time,
we do things the Boston way.

1260
01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:10,341
Fine. Alert all local forces
and send them to that drill.

1261
01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:12,998
We've also located his mega yacht
fleeing for international waters.

1262
01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,137
Christ's sakes.

1263
01:18:14,231 --> 01:18:16,313
Don't be the government agent
in the documentary

1264
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,753
who has all the info on the bad guy,
then lets him go anyway.

1265
01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:19,937
Don't be that guy.

1266
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,520
- Woman.
- I think that's implied.

1267
01:18:26,368 --> 01:18:27,824
What do you need to stop Aristotle?

1268
01:18:27,912 --> 01:18:29,243
We need boats.

1269
01:18:30,247 --> 01:18:31,407
And we need guns.

1270
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:34,665
That's my motherfucking bodyguard.

1271
01:18:34,752 --> 01:18:36,959
- And we need them.
- What?

1272
01:18:40,591 --> 01:18:41,797
What are your names?

1273
01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:43,340
- Gary.
- Johan.

1274
01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:48,012
Gary, Johan, are you
ready to get your fuck on?

1275
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:54,885
- What?
- That came out wrong.

1276
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:58,689
Not together. With us.
That also came out wrong.

1277
01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:01,609
You're gonna get your fuck on
in an action context.

1278
01:19:01,695 --> 01:19:04,687
Jj

1279
01:19:16,669 --> 01:19:19,001
We have visual of the hitman
and the bodyguard

1280
01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,328
leaving port in a speedboat.

1281
01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:22,458
Deploy level 1 security.

1282
01:19:22,549 --> 01:19:25,165
Go, go, go!

1283
01:19:35,187 --> 01:19:37,269
Hey, Gary, I think we're outnumbered!

1284
01:19:37,356 --> 01:19:39,517
No fucking shit, Johan!

1285
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,949
God, I hope Gary and Johan are okay.

1286
01:19:58,043 --> 01:19:59,908
How the fuck can they
even think that's us?

1287
01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:02,370
Those motherfuckers didn't hit nobody!

1288
01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:06,548
Well, it's called a decoy, Darius.
Bodyguarding 101.

1289
01:20:06,635 --> 01:20:08,238
My dad's gonna have
three levels of security.

1290
01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:09,843
- That was the first.
- Boring!

1291
01:20:09,930 --> 01:20:11,340
Well, boring is always best.

1292
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:13,969
- Get the fuck outta here.
- I will turn this boat around!

1293
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:18,560
We're 30 seconds out from viareggio.

1294
01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:22,092
- Copy that.
- If we don't stop the drill,

1295
01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:24,642
they'll upload the virus
and wipe out Europe.

1296
01:20:31,076 --> 01:20:32,782
Get down, get down! On the ground!

1297
01:20:32,870 --> 01:20:36,283
Get down, get down!
Everybody down! Everybody down!

1298
01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:38,034
Shut up! Shut up!

1299
01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:40,045
Stop! Stop! Stop!
He says they're building pipes.

1300
01:20:40,127 --> 01:20:42,709
Pipes? What kind of pipes?
What kind of pipes?

1301
01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:44,707
- Wait, this isn't a data junction.
- What?

1302
01:20:44,798 --> 01:20:46,379
This is a high-pressure sewage line.

1303
01:20:46,467 --> 01:20:49,800
Are you telling me that we've sent
all our resources to the wrong location?

1304
01:20:49,887 --> 01:20:51,423
The site manager here is telling me

1305
01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:54,846
the type of drill that was stolen
from the dock is a deep-sea drill.

1306
01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:57,424
They're not drilling on land.
They're drilling in the ocean.

1307
01:20:57,519 --> 01:21:01,353
It ain't viareggio, the town.
It's viareggio, the ocean trench.

1308
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:04,853
And guess what's down there...
Europe's central data junction.

1309
01:21:04,943 --> 01:21:06,899
What? What does that mean?

1310
01:21:06,987 --> 01:21:11,321
It means the fate of Europe is in
the hands of a hitman and a bodyguard.

1311
01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:18,992
Deploying the drill now, sir.

1312
01:21:21,543 --> 01:21:23,158
Drill head descending.

1313
01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:26,624
One hundred meters.

1314
01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:35,758
First, you are going to watch Europe burn,

1315
01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:39,683
and then I am going to dump you at sea.

1316
01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:43,354
But this time without the necklace.

1317
01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:52,650
There's no one here.
The boat is empty.

1318
01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:55,775
Buongiorno, motherfucker.

1319
01:21:55,869 --> 01:21:58,827
Decoys. Works every time.

1320
01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:01,246
Didn't you say there were
several layers of security?

1321
01:22:01,333 --> 01:22:02,994
Level 2 is going to be much more...

1322
01:22:05,796 --> 01:22:08,583
Attention!
We have you completely surrounded.

1323
01:22:08,674 --> 01:22:11,256
There is absolutely no chance of...

1324
01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,379
Not very practical.

1325
01:22:17,474 --> 01:22:20,056
Well, can't we skip a couple of levels,
get to the hard shit?

1326
01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:21,144
Sure.

1327
01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:26,313
Sir, we have visual
of the data junction.

1328
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,891
You take the upper.
I'll take the lower.

1329
01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,591
That's funny. Your father told me
you weren't using guns.

1330
01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:56,760
Sabbatical's over.

1331
01:22:56,847 --> 01:22:58,963
Now give me back my gun.

1332
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,557
What sort of witchcraft is that?

1333
01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:12,985
Fuck!

1334
01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:23,992
All right, you ready
for the show, huh? Huh?

1335
01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:27,537
Fuck!

1336
01:23:27,628 --> 01:23:29,960
That's okay.
They can be terribly slippery.

1337
01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:44,717
Sir, we've made contact
with the data junction.

1338
01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:48,642
Initiating drill sequence.

1339
01:23:57,991 --> 01:24:00,027
Slight scratch.

1340
01:24:00,118 --> 01:24:01,198
Slight splash!

1341
01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:02,776
Oh, shit!

1342
01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:05,157
Magnum .44 has six rounds.

1343
01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:09,288
- You have only one left, cock fossil!
- Fuck!

1344
01:24:10,295 --> 01:24:11,876
I can see around corners!

1345
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:18,585
Through walls and sofas.

1346
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,012
Even your heat signature looks old.

1347
01:24:23,725 --> 01:24:26,216
Kiss my...

1348
01:24:41,952 --> 01:24:44,489
Nope.

1349
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:46,616
Nope!

1350
01:24:51,253 --> 01:24:55,496
You're lucky.
You're lucky I love this song.

1351
01:25:01,054 --> 01:25:03,841
Data junction compromised.
Commence upload of virus.

1352
01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:07,842
Virus upload initiated.

1353
01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:10,973
Estimated time: Six minutes.

1354
01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:18,902
Sir, it appears that level 1
were chasing a decoy.

1355
01:25:18,989 --> 01:25:20,629
Magnusson and zento will take care of it.

1356
01:25:33,337 --> 01:25:34,622
Kill her.

1357
01:25:37,424 --> 01:25:39,756
Come out, hitman!

1358
01:25:54,274 --> 01:25:55,559
On!

1359
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:07,527
Virus-upload
time remaining: Five minutes.

1360
01:26:07,621 --> 01:26:10,408
Say hello to my little filos.

1361
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:14,868
As his bodyguard,
I strongly advise you put the gun down.

1362
01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:21,589
As his bodyguard, I strongly advise you
to put the gun down.

1363
01:26:21,677 --> 01:26:23,463
I can't do that.

1364
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:28,179
One phone call,
and the review board renews your license.

1365
01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:31,217
It's what you've always wanted, son.

1366
01:26:34,564 --> 01:26:36,555
He's my friend.

1367
01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:39,062
He's my best friend. My bff.

1368
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:41,896
That's "best friends forever."

1369
01:26:49,996 --> 01:26:51,599
Virus-upload time remaining:
Four minutes.

1370
01:26:51,623 --> 01:26:54,080
Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!

1371
01:26:54,167 --> 01:26:55,373
Are you wearing kevlar?

1372
01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:05,459
Of course I'm wearing kevlar.
I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce.

1373
01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:08,887
What were all those stories
about, then? Jesus...

1374
01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:11,556
That was just to boost book sales.

1375
01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,656
Time to die, you old cow.

1376
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,711
Your father's got you
right where he wants you now, kid.

1377
01:27:45,802 --> 01:27:47,542
You're so spry.

1378
01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:51,095
Virus-upload
time remaining: Three minutes.

1379
01:27:51,183 --> 01:27:52,889
Forget your training, junior?

1380
01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:56,092
You forget who trained me.

1381
01:28:06,072 --> 01:28:07,733
Motherfucker!

1382
01:28:22,506 --> 01:28:25,873
Guess we're at a stalemate.

1383
01:28:27,928 --> 01:28:29,543
I guess not.

1384
01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:33,426
Hello, darling.
Did you finish the con woman?

1385
01:28:33,517 --> 01:28:35,098
Her last words

1386
01:28:35,185 --> 01:28:38,928
were that she had something
in common with her husband.

1387
01:28:39,022 --> 01:28:41,855
We're both fucking unkillable.

1388
01:28:43,777 --> 01:28:46,894
Virus upload. Two minutes.

1389
01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:50,526
Triple-a always has three.
Any last words?

1390
01:28:50,617 --> 01:28:52,903
Penknife's a very versatile tool.

1391
01:28:54,037 --> 01:28:55,322
No one sees it coming.

1392
01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:03,494
You motherfuckers!

1393
01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:07,422
That's right, papa dickless.

1394
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:11,001
You gotta earn the right
to call us "motherfuckers."

1395
01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:14,179
- Motherfucker!
- Motherfucker!

1396
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:19,181
Virus-upload time remaining:
50 seconds.

1397
01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:25,102
Not bad.

1398
01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:27,400
But you failed.

1399
01:29:27,487 --> 01:29:29,648
Virus-upload time remaining:
40 seconds.

1400
01:29:29,739 --> 01:29:31,342
There's gotta be a way to shut this down.

1401
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:34,733
His ship is rigged to explode
if you stop the virus.

1402
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:39,071
Save yourself or save Europe.
Which is it gonna be, Bryce?

1403
01:29:41,585 --> 01:29:43,997
- Peach gelato...
- Thirty seconds.

1404
01:29:44,087 --> 01:29:45,827
Or lavender fig?

1405
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:48,876
I love you.

1406
01:29:48,967 --> 01:29:52,380
Run!

1407
01:30:15,285 --> 01:30:18,152
The hitman, the bodyguard
and the con woman.

1408
01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:20,237
You assholes look like shit.

1409
01:30:20,332 --> 01:30:22,869
Don't talk to us like that,
you cheesy fuck.

1410
01:30:22,959 --> 01:30:25,871
- We're not your bitches anymore.
- Relax.

1411
01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:27,648
I got you your little yacht
for your honeymoon.

1412
01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:29,162
All right.

1413
01:30:29,257 --> 01:30:33,375
But you're still wanted,
so until interpol clears up the legals,

1414
01:30:33,470 --> 01:30:36,177
I need all three of you
on that yacht for the next 48 hours.

1415
01:30:36,264 --> 01:30:37,674
Are we clear?

1416
01:30:37,766 --> 01:30:40,007
No. Uh, Bob, quick sidebar.

1417
01:30:40,101 --> 01:30:41,704
No fucking sidebar
or I'll punch you in your face.

1418
01:30:41,728 --> 01:30:42,843
Okay.

1419
01:30:42,938 --> 01:30:44,144
Fuck it.

1420
01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:48,894
- And?
- Are you serious about that?

1421
01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:50,065
Deadly.

1422
01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:52,189
You are sicker fucks than I thought.

1423
01:30:53,198 --> 01:30:55,860
Here, you. Sign there.

1424
01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:58,033
Wait, what is this? This is...

1425
01:30:58,119 --> 01:30:59,859
Hold on a second. You...

1426
01:31:01,247 --> 01:31:03,954
You guys got my license back?

1427
01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:06,533
- Come on!
- I'll let her explain.

1428
01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:10,662
Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads.

1429
01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:15,296
Oh, breece.

1430
01:31:15,387 --> 01:31:17,173
Thank you.

1431
01:31:22,018 --> 01:31:23,724
What's she doing?

1432
01:31:31,987 --> 01:31:33,727
My baby cucaracha,

1433
01:31:34,948 --> 01:31:37,314
you just signed the adoption papers.

1434
01:31:37,409 --> 01:31:40,025
- The what?
- The adoption papers.

1435
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:42,827
You are now our son!

1436
01:31:44,541 --> 01:31:46,281
- Wait, what the fuck?
- What the fuck?

1437
01:32:15,572 --> 01:32:17,312
Hello, you've reached Michael Bryce.

1438
01:32:17,407 --> 01:32:19,614
Please leave a message
and have a triple-a day.

1439
01:32:19,701 --> 01:32:21,987
Really? That's your voice mail?

1440
01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:25,741
Listen, it turns out it's gonna take more
fime to get your asses un-red-noticed,

1441
01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:28,073
so I need you on that yacht
for at least another month.

1442
01:32:28,168 --> 01:32:29,749
You know what? Maybe two.

1443
01:32:29,836 --> 01:32:33,875
Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical.
And say hi to your mom and dad.

1444
01:32:33,965 --> 01:32:37,958
But don't call me.
Ever! Like, never ever!

1445
01:32:38,053 --> 01:32:39,533
Oh, Darius!

1446
01:32:39,596 --> 01:32:41,615
- Oh, baby.
- Darius, we finally get to make love...

1447
01:32:41,639 --> 01:32:43,925
- Oh, shit!
- Just for the sake of fucking.

1448
01:32:44,017 --> 01:32:46,804
We don't have to worry
about having a baby.

1449
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:49,352
- We have our little breece.
- Oh, baby, that's it!

1450
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:52,647
What are you doing? Oh, my god!

1451
01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:54,895
Sonia, what are you doing?
What's that...

1452
01:32:54,986 --> 01:32:57,728
Oh, baby, that hip moving.
Oh, that's new pussy!

1453
01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:01,531
- New pussy!
- Oh, mi cucaracha!